What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are men today so pussiefied?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What can anal toys bring to straight men?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?